Twilight chuckles and lays a hoof on Rainbow Dash's shoulder. "Oh, Rainbow Dash, you don't have to hide your feelings from me. I can tell you two must have had a terrible fight."

And before the pegasus pony quite knows what's happening, she's being settled onto a wooden bench while Twilight pulls out a clipboard and quill. "Now," says Twilight, "why don't you tell me all about your issues with Apple Jack?"